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09-20-2008 04:49 PM
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Wolf
Site Administrator
Location: Guelph Ontario, Canada. Stands: 6' 0"(183 cm) Weighs: 175(79.38kg) Blond/blue
Posts: 3413
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 Get Out Of My Life
> WAYS TO TURN DOWN OVERLY AGRESSIVE GUYS IN GAY BARS
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> HE: Can I buy you a drink?
> DANIAL: Actually I'd rather have the money.
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> HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
> DANIAL: I'm a plastic surgeon. I'm always looking for a face like yours.
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> HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
> DANIAL: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.
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> HE: How did you get to be so handsome?
> DANIAL: I must've been given your share.
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> HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
> DANIAL: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.
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> HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
> DANIAL: And your face must turn a few stomachs.
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> HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
> DANIAL: Okay, get out.
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> HE: I think I could make you very happy.
> DANIAL: Why? Are you leaving?
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> HE: What would you say if I asked you to go to bed with me?
> DANIAL: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.
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> HE: Can I have your name?
> DANIAL: Why? Don't you already have one?
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> HE: Shall we go see a movie?
> DANIAL: I've already seen it.
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> HE: Where have you been all my life?
> DANIAL: Hiding from you.
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> HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
> DANIAL: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.
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> HE: Is this seat empty?
> DANIAL: Yes, and so will this one will be if you sit down.
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> HE: So, what do you do for a living?
> DANIAL: I'm a male impersonator.
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> HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
> DANIAL: Do not enter.
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> HE: Your body is like a temple.
> DANIAL: Sorry, there are no services today.
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> HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
> DANIAL: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
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> HE: Where have you been all my life?
> DANIAL: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.
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SLOMODAN
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